The Dictatorship of Boovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Smek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.898 billion Boovs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smekopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The thriving Boovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Boovias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,395 Boovias, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Boovian roads, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boovia's national animal is the Snarkmus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boovia is ranked 171,224^th in the world and 9^th in Arconian Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.19 law-abiding acts per hour.