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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,562ndMost Devout: 2,138th
The Serene Mundanity of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
No Fun Intended
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
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Civil Rights
Good
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Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Boring People

Population14.91 billion

CapitalBoring City
Leadera governor

CurrencyPeso
AnimalTurkey

The Serene Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.91 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,644 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 188,107th in the world and 16th in Reality for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.76 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,562ndMost Devout: 2,138thTop
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Safest: 2,442ndFattest Citizens: 3,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,229thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,661stMost Pacifist: 5,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,555thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,754thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,811thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,517thHighest Economic Output: 7,290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,381stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,174thLargest Mining Sector: 9,297thNicest Citizens: 9,610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,848thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,136thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,151stLowest Crime Rates: 10,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,939thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,136thMost Influential: 12,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,468thBest Weather: 14,014thHighest Average Incomes: 14,193rdLargest Governments: 14,534thSmartest Citizens: 16,629thLargest Populations: 16,810thMost Stationary: 16,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,939th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Boring People agreed to construct embassies between Reality and The Jewel Nations.
  • : Boring People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Boring People agreed to construct embassies between Reality and The Agents of SHIELD.

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