Population | 39.793 billion |
Capital | New Svenopolis |
Leader | Grand Vizier Sven Borkus |
Faith | Swedish Chefism |
Currency | Yurdi Gurdi Kroner |
Animal | Boneless Chicken |
The Cheftocratic Empire of Borkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Vizier Sven Borkus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 39.793 billion Borkistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Svenopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Borkistani economy, worth an astonishing 11,756 trillion Yurdi Gurdi Kroners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,429 Yurdi Gurdi Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rumor has it that Grand Vizier Sven Borkus has won three lotteries in a row, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and some magnifier-wielding Borkistanis say Grand Vizier Sven Borkus seems a little lacking in something. Crime is totally unknown. Borkistan's national animal is the Boneless Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Swedish Chefism.
Borkistan is ranked 1,344th in the world and 1st in Axis of Absurdity for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,743.69 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Borkistan proposed constructing embassies between Axis of Absurdity and The Embassy.
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Borkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
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Borkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
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Borkistan, some magnifier-wielding Borkistanis say Grand Vizier Sven Borkus seems a little lacking in something.
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Borkistan, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkistan, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkistan, rumor has it that Grand Vizier Sven Borkus has won three lotteries in a row.
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Borkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
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Borkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
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Borkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Neurotic Pandas and
Nobnob.