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Most Stationary: 4thLargest Populations: 20thHighest Economic Output: 286th
The Cheftocratic Empire of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
One nation, wearing funny hats
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Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
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Borkistan

Population38.494 billion

CapitalNew Svenopolis
LeaderGrand Vizier Sven Borkus
FaithSwedish Chefism

CurrencyYurdi Gurdi Kroner
AnimalBoneless Chicken

The Cheftocratic Empire of Borkistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Vizier Sven Borkus with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 38.494 billion Borkistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Svenopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkistani economy, worth an astonishing 11,604 trillion Yurdi Gurdi Kroners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,451 Yurdi Gurdi Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, tourists call Borkistani beach towns "the fine coastline", and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Borkistan's national animal is the Boneless Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Swedish Chefism.

Borkistan is ranked 46,556th in the world and 2nd in Axis of Absurdity for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Stationary: 4thLargest Populations: 20thHighest Economic Output: 286thMost Developed: 401stHealthiest Citizens: 411thSmartest Citizens: 421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 426thLongest Average Lifespans: 458thMost Cultured: 474thMost Advanced Public Education: 674thMost Influential: 725thHighest Poor Incomes: 861stLargest Governments: 1,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,239thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,646thMost Efficient Economies: 1,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,783rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,831stHighest Average Incomes: 1,949thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,013thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,234thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,318thBest Weather: 2,808thMost Inclusive: 2,852ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,413thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,738thSafest: 3,811thLargest Mining Sector: 4,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,925thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,398thRudest Citizens: 7,403rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,900thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,983rdNudest: 20,458th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, tourists call Borkistani beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Borkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Criminal Protocol".
  • : Borkistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Christian Democrats".
  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Borkistan, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Borkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".

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