by Max Barry

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The Bosnian Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
За Ленина! За Родину! Za Pivo i Burek!!!
Armin Kisela Pavlaka
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Bosnian Croatia

Population2.662 billion

LeaderArmin Kisela Pavlaka
FaithCheeki Breeki

CurrencyShot of Vodka

The Bosnian Empire of Bosnian Croatia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Armin Kisela Pavlaka with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.662 billion Bosnian Croatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The all-consuming Bosnian Croatian economy, worth 335 trillion Shots of Vodka a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 126,100 Shots of Vodka, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the bum of Armin Kisela Pavlaka has been voted the most recognisable in Bosnian Croatia, and conspiracy theorists allege Chernobyl's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bosnian Croatia's national animal is the Gopnik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheeki Breeki.

Bosnian Croatia is ranked 177,560th in the world and 6,288th in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.52 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Secular: 3,432ndBest Weather: 4,352ndMost Inclusive: 4,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,808thLowest Crime Rates: 6,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,888thHealthiest Citizens: 7,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,298thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,850thSmartest Citizens: 9,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,917thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,295thMost Influential: 11,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,569thLargest Governments: 14,089thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,993rdMost Developed: 17,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,550thHighest Average Incomes: 20,139th
Most Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 93rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 106th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 217th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 257th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Average: 331st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 361st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 412th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434th in the regionMost Developed: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 457th in the regionMost Cultured: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 545th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 593rd in the regionMost Stationary: 629th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the region

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