by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,333rd Largest Insurance Industry: 11,471st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,643rd
The United States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Be Prepared
Eminence Grise
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population142 million


The United States of Boylstinian is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 142 million Boylstinianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The very strong Boylstinianian economy, worth 9.93 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,943 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Leader, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Boylstinian's national animal is the Cougar.

Boylstinian is ranked 16,644th in the world and 1st in One Region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 111.95 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,333rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 11,471stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,643rd

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