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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,214th Largest Populations: 3,245th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,420th
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Population24.643 billion


The Queen's State of Brackenbirk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.643 billion Brackenbirkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Brackenbirkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,533 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,167 per year while the poor average 6,714, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brackenbirk's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brackenbirk is ranked 57,576th in the world and 11th in Indonesia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,463.91 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,214thLargest Populations: 3,245thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,420thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,436thHighest Crime Rates: 8,622ndFattest Citizens: 8,936thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,935thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,259thHighest Economic Output: 13,326thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,422ndMost Armed: 15,479th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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