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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 549thHighest Crime Rates: 1,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,228th
The Gipsy Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Lakatos Brendon
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Brandon Lakatos

Population1.22 billion

LeaderLakatos Brendon


The Gipsy Kingdom of Brandon Lakatos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lakatos Brendon with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.22 billion gypsies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakatos economy, worth 166 trillion forints a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 136,122 forints, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,227,019 per year while the poor average 1,855, a ratio of 661 to 1.

Half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats, and Lakatos Brendon has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brandon Lakatos's national animal is the ürge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brandon Lakatos is ranked 223,682nd in the world and 1st in Hungarian Meme Factory for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -17.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 549thHighest Crime Rates: 1,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,355thMost Armed: 1,737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,788thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,429thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,763rdMost Avoided: 3,476thLargest Retail Industry: 3,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,756thRudest Citizens: 3,944thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,370thLargest Mining Sector: 7,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,758thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,019thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,406thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,903rdLargest Insurance Industry: 11,029thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,142ndMost Pro-Market: 16,328thMost Secular: 16,755thHighest Average Incomes: 17,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,705thMost Efficient Economies: 21,708thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,774th

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