Population | 18.237 billion |
Capital | Ay Qalasy |
Leader | Balak Koarzu |
Faith | Ayanism |
Currency | Aqsha |
Animal | snow leopard |
The Ayqalan Turkic Stats of Brantabria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Balak Koarzu with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.237 billion brantabrians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ay Qalasy. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient brantabrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,287 trillion Aqshas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,120 Aqshas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Balak Koarzu's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, Balak Koarzu affectionately nicknames supporters by number, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brantabria's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayanism.
Brantabria is ranked 3,305th in the world and 141st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 207 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brantabria's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Brantabria's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Brantabria, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Brantabria, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in Brantabria, Balak Koarzu affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
- : Following new legislation in Brantabria, Balak Koarzu's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Brantabria, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
- : Brantabria was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Brantabria ceased to exist in Union Mundial.
- : Brantabria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.