by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,588th Most Influential: 1,927th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,253rd
The Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Fight today, live tomorrow
Brenden Baker
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.158 billion

CapitalFalcon City
LeaderBrenden Baker

CurrencyBrendletonian Dollar

The Monarchy of Brendleton is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brenden Baker with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.158 billion Brendletonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Brendletonian economy, worth 436 trillion Brendletonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 138,152 Brendletonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, high school bands practice by moonlight, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Brendleton's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brendleton's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brendleton is ranked 86,767th in the world and 3,515th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,588thMost Influential: 1,927thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,253rdMost Devout: 6,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,532ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,293rdBest Weather: 10,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,677thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,298thLowest Crime Rates: 14,955thHighest Average Incomes: 15,029th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionMost Devout: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 264th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 328th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 382nd in the regionMost Average: 388th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 397th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 414th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 476th in the regionLargest Governments: 479th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482nd in the regionMost Stationary: 500th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 529th in the regionMost Inclusive: 538th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 546th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 570th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brendleton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Brendleton's radio stations.
  • : Brendleton was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Brendleton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Brendleton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.


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