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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,287thMost Authoritarian: 15,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,868th
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Brexiterriech

Population2.109 billion

CapitalLondonia
LeaderBeefaroni
FaithBeefaronism

CurrencyBrexiterian Pound
AnimalPigeon

The Dark Winter of Brexiterriech is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Beefaroni with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.109 billion Brexiterriechians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The Brexiterriechian economy, worth 69.2 trillion Brexiterian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,823 Brexiterian Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 128,040 per year while the poor average 5,742, a ratio of 22.3 to 1.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brexiterriech's national animal is the Pigeon and its national religion is Beefaronism.

Brexiterriech is ranked 131,401st in the world and 2,267th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 69.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,287thMost Authoritarian: 15,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,868th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 440th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 456th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brexiterriech lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Brexiterriech changed its national nation type to "Dark Winter".
  • : Brexiterriech altered its national flag.
  • : Brexiterriech lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Brexiterriech lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexiterriech, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexiterriech, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexiterriech, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexiterriech, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexiterriech, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.

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