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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,380thMost Influential: 3,948thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,022nd
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Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth

Population912 million

LeaderEmperor Biggus Dickus LXIX

AnimalJoris Bohnson

The Empire of Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Biggus Dickus LXIX with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 912 million Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealthians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonia. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealthian economy, worth 122 trillion Teas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Teas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth are beset by rebels, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth's national animal is the Joris Bohnson, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth is ranked 219,990th in the world and 872nd in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,380thTop
Most Influential: 3,948thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,046thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,430thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,742ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,089thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,550thTop
Most Avoided: 13,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,888thHighest Average Incomes: 17,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,340thMost Efficient Economies: 19,358thMost Developed: 19,421stMost Secular: 20,804thMost Cultured: 20,947th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the region

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