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Rudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 109thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd
The Stained of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Time is discriminatory
Influence
Instigator
High Lady of Day
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Bridgett

Population6.015 billion

CapitalVelarus
LeaderBridgett Zeroe
FaithEgoism

Currencyruble
Animalangel

The Stained of Bridgett is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.015 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velarus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,021 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,254,822 per year while the poor average 2,459, a ratio of 916 to 1.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, Bridgett Zeroe's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egoism.

Bridgett is ranked 209,140th in the world and 12th in Fae for Safest, scoring 1.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 109thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142ndMost Armed: 151stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 157thFattest Citizens: 215thLargest Retail Industry: 247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 251stMost Avoided: 377thLargest Gambling Industry: 383rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 460thMost Rebellious Youth: 466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 747thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,116thLargest Mining Sector: 1,361stHighest Drug Use: 1,744thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,208thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,642ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,187thHighest Average Incomes: 3,675thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,029thNudest: 8,712thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,731stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,696thHighest Economic Output: 10,895thMost Pro-Market: 11,074thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,288thMost Politically Free: 11,514thMost Extreme: 12,551stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,582ndMost Secular: 17,322ndLargest Black Market: 18,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,364th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bridgett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Bridgett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, Bridgett Zeroe's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.

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