by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,656th
The Callistan Muffin of State of
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Population3.072 billion

Faithbeing a puppet of Barlyy

Animalpet fish

The Callistan Muffin of State of Briteannia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by BarlyyHalo with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.072 billion muffinheads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MuffinState. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Muffinian economy, worth 568 trillion muffins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,996 muffins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Briteannia's national animal is the pet fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is being a puppet of Barlyy.

Briteannia is ranked 236,828th in the world and 64th in Callista for Fattest Citizens, with 3.59 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 913thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,656thHealthiest Citizens: 2,692ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,707thMost Developed: 2,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,903rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,332ndSmartest Citizens: 3,573rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,586thLargest Governments: 3,685thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,195thSafest: 4,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,488thMost Efficient Economies: 5,621stBest Weather: 5,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,215thMost Cultured: 6,325thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,542ndMost Inclusive: 6,602ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,928thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,758thNicest Citizens: 8,276thHighest Average Incomes: 8,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,316thMost Income Equality: 10,412thMost Pacifist: 11,166thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,265thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,687th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the region

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