by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th
The Krinslo Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity, Prosperity, Strength
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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British Bayonet

Population5.941 billion

LeaderEmperor Arthur Britannia


The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.941 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion Geads a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 321,091 Geads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 1,596th in the world and 90th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 194,891.66 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 395thMost Influential: 679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 743rdLargest Black Market: 943rdMost Armed: 1,378thHighest Average Incomes: 1,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,596thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,984thTop
Most Devout: 3,119thLargest Governments: 5,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,005thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,743rdMost Avoided: 7,150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,437thHighest Economic Output: 8,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,032ndTop
Most Developed: 12,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,478thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,678thLowest Crime Rates: 17,144thMost Stationary: 17,715thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,289thMost Authoritarian: 20,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,188th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 104th in the regionMost Devout: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 245th in the regionMost Avoided: 255th in the regionLargest Governments: 274th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionMost Stationary: 412th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 456th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 574th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 586th in the regionMost Developed: 720th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 735th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 751st in the regionRudest Citizens: 844th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 866th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 874th in the regionLargest Populations: 894th in the region

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