Population | 13.537 billion |
Capital | Krimielstein |
Leader | Emperor Arthur Maocuarta |
Faith | Karadism |
Currency | Gead |
Animal | Lion |
The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.537 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 4,325 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,513 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.
British Bayonet is ranked 43,849th in the world and 1,500th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Empire of Crownz Capital.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The United Germanic Federation of The Kingtonn Republic.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : British Bayonet lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The Police.
- : British Bayonet was endorsed by The Federation of Verro Chouthe.
World Assembly
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