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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th
The Krinslo Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity, Prosperity, Strength
Influence
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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British Bayonet

Population7.166 billion

CapitalKrimielstein
LeaderEmperor Arthur Maocuarta
FaithKaradism

CurrencyGead
AnimalLion

The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.166 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 317,545 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 232,183rd in the world and 8,777th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -314.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Influential: 737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 788thLargest Black Market: 877thHighest Poor Incomes: 969thMost Armed: 1,491stHighest Average Incomes: 1,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,280thTop
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Most Devout: 3,328thLargest Governments: 5,281stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,091stHighest Economic Output: 7,090thMost Efficient Economies: 7,094thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,425thMost Avoided: 10,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,707thRudest Citizens: 11,573rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,303rdMost Developed: 13,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,030thLowest Crime Rates: 16,328thMost Stationary: 16,343rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,823rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,976th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 268th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 277th in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 308th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 327th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 349th in the regionMost Stationary: 366th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 400th in the regionMost Avoided: 440th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 477th in the regionRudest Citizens: 490th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 607th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 744th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 758th in the regionMost Developed: 766th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 856th in the regionLargest Populations: 907th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 946th in the region

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