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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 207th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 219th
The The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Blood and Steel
Emperor Arthur Britannia
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British Bayonet

Population2.94 billion

CapitalSt Constantine
LeaderEmperor Arthur Britannia


The The Empire of British Bayonet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.94 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 776 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 264,012 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haradverninism.

British Bayonet is ranked 169,800th in the world and 9,190th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 15.29 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336thMost Influential: 589thLargest Black Market: 1,435thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,278thHighest Average Incomes: 2,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,536thMost Armed: 2,624thMost Devout: 3,075thMost Conservative: 4,825thMost Avoided: 5,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,806thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,483rdLargest Governments: 7,137thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,097thMost Efficient Economies: 9,701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,974thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,878th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 129th in the regionMost Avoided: 170th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 206th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionMost Conservative: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 440th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 524th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 566th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 617th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 648th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionMost Stationary: 745th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 817th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 895th in the region

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