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LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
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Largest Populations: 489th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,732nd
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Roses have thorns!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Most Armed: 1st Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd
34.41 billion Badasses. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 160th Highest Poor Incomes: 221st
25.946 billion New Rogernomicans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Floating above the Earth exactly how a brick doesn't”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 252nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 288th Most Efficient Economies: 325th
14.536 billion Davethebastardistanians. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“All your bodies are belong to us!”
Healthiest Citizens: 6th Most Developed: 14th Most Influential: 15th
24.511 billion Achiotopians. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ego furtum tuum sicut mel tua cursoriam furatus sum”
Most Stationary: 312th Highest Economic Output: 442nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 558th
31.233 billion Yeldans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Are you talking to me?”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th Largest Gambling Industry: 66th Most Ignorant Citizens: 83rd
14.543 billion Krematorians. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Yeah, Get Some!!”
Largest Black Market: 217th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 225th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 379th
17.098 billion Raxxxians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“A Starbucks on every corner!”
Nicest Citizens: 10th Most Compassionate Citizens: 13th Most Pacifist: 14th
34.385 billion Mograpelandians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“By fire and sword we salute; end the antigay.”
Most Secular: 119th Highest Poor Incomes: 204th Largest Governments: 219th
12.134 billion Bloodkolans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“もえもえきゅん”
Rudest Citizens: 101st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 104th Highest Crime Rates: 121st
4.585 billion お兄ちゃん. Rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare.
Left-wing Utopia
“Nya, nya, nya”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 210th Most Beautiful Environments: 322nd Most Developed: 367th
4.623 billion Swicians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam”
Largest Retail Industry: 119th Rudest Citizens: 471st Most Efficient Economies: 632nd
24.3 billion Consigahrians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Shut up! Who asked you?”
Most Primitive: 6th Most Ignorant Citizens: 24th Most Devout: 32nd
27.535 billion irrelevances. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In Vino Veritas”
Largest Black Market: 373rd Largest Publishing Industry: 443rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 490th
13.336 billion Bredtonians. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Grab the Blue Fish”
Largest Publishing Industry: 590th Most Rebellious Youth: 803rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 825th
13.409 billion FreeLandians. Keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“For What It's Worth”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 21st Highest Drug Use: 28th Most Pro-Market: 35th
27.021 billion Meadowparkians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Dare We Say”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 385th Highest Drug Use: 398th Most Politically Free: 580th
13.853 billion Zarroans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Truth, Honour, and Justice! (OK, not now...Soon.)”
Largest Populations: 60th Most Stationary: 114th Largest Mining Sector: 250th
34.75 billion Caxians. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
Father Knows Best State
“Bregceto na slonovata koska”
Most Stationary: 175th Largest Populations: 907th Largest Black Market: 7,782nd
31.652 billion Nanakandans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Corporate governance for all.”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 221st Largest Information Technology Sector: 328th Highest Poor Incomes: 455th
13.153 billion Zyerian Citizens. Closed borders, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Extra omnes!”
Most Devout: 60th Most Compassionate Citizens: 92nd Most Pacifist: 146th
16.619 billion Cardinals. Prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“A Change in Plans”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 373rd Most Armed: 378th Rudest Citizens: 432nd
10.348 billion Novaya Zemljans. Frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 922nd Highest Drug Use: 944th Most Extreme: 1,216th
6.846 billion State of Floridans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Rezident Station Chief”
Most Extreme: 76th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,037th Highest Drug Use: 1,059th
8.504 billion Rezidentians. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Libertais, Progressus, Gloria”
Highest Poor Incomes: 566th Largest Governments: 721st Highest Average Tax Rates: 733rd
8.279 billion Clearpondians. Pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Everything will be just fine.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 269th Largest Welfare Programs: 299th Most Inclusive: 314th
7.654 billion Nukks. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“For the Republic!”
Most Secular: 430th Most Scientifically Advanced: 470th Largest Information Technology Sector: 558th
7.114 billion Drodginians. Daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Zuch Djina Rafhjhuum | Freedom through Passion”
Most Secular: 496th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 689th Largest Information Technology Sector: 783rd
6.561 billion Atnaians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Pacem Retinendam omnino Gratuita”
Best Weather: 113th Most Developed: 166th Largest Information Technology Sector: 195th
6.039 billion Seneithies. Frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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