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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 870th Most Influential: 1,168th Most Devout: 1,376th
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British Calradia

Population2.649 billion

LeaderGovernor Robert De Bolloil

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalDhirim pigeon

The May St Wood Pigeon Save Us of British Calradia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Robert De Bolloil with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.649 billion Calradians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhirim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient British Calradian economy, worth 427 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,434 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, many friends and relatives of Governor Robert De Bolloil have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, Dhirim pigeons that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Calradia's national animal is the Dhirim pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

British Calradia is ranked 5,877th in the world and 117th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 131.69 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 870thMost Influential: 1,168thMost Devout: 1,376thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,813thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,729thLargest Mining Sector: 4,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,545thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,023rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,877thFattest Citizens: 6,457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,761stLargest Black Market: 8,070thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,179thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,994thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,777thMost Efficient Economies: 10,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,648thRudest Citizens: 12,329thLowest Crime Rates: 12,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,397th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionFattest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Black Market: 136th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 164th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 198th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 240th in the regionRudest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 326th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 431st in the regionLargest Governments: 501st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 585th in the regionMost Developed: 588th in the regionLargest Populations: 626th in the region

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