by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 345thMost Influential: 554thMost Armed: 1,709th
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British Pacific Islands

Population3.026 billion

CapitalGround Zero
LeaderKing Bugcat


The Secret of British Pacific Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 3.026 billion Cool Kids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 690 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,206 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and it is said that a British woman's work is never done. Crime is totally unknown. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bugcatism.

British Pacific Islands is ranked 197,652nd in the world and 8,592nd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 345thMost Influential: 554thMost Armed: 1,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,965thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,015thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,582ndRudest Citizens: 2,932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,419thMost Efficient Economies: 3,662ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,982ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,190thHighest Average Incomes: 4,351stSmartest Citizens: 4,477thMost Developed: 5,111thMost Secular: 5,393rdMost Cultured: 5,452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,502ndMost Inclusive: 6,796thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,412thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,515thLargest Governments: 7,871stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,287thHealthiest Citizens: 9,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,946thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,111thLargest Black Market: 13,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,841st
Most Armed: 65th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 218th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionMost Cultured: 274th in the regionMost Secular: 309th in the regionMost Developed: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 332nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 334th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionMost Inclusive: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 427th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 482nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 500th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 541st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 550th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 552nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 704th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 778th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 851st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 865th in the region

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