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Brocklandia

Population25.705 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Currencygoober
Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.705 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,498 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 369,528 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", the new classical revitalization of Darkest Surburbia is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and medical lawsuits are out of control. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 307,403rd in the world and 72nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.16 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 23rdHighest Crime Rates: 28thMost Armed: 32ndHighest Drug Use: 41stMost Rebellious Youth: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thFattest Citizens: 75thMost Avoided: 116thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 148thLargest Retail Industry: 150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 365thLargest Gambling Industry: 432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 635thHighest Economic Output: 936thMost Inclusive: 946thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,046thHighest Average Incomes: 1,432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,284thMost Cultured: 2,344thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,829thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,880thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,918thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,635thMost Influential: 3,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,665thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,956thHighest Food Quality: 6,908thSmartest Citizens: 7,221stLargest Populations: 7,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,755thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,031stMost Stationary: 13,241stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,322ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,162ndTop
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Most Secular: 15,876thLargest Black Market: 22,921stMost Politically Free: 24,548thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,324thMost Extreme: 30,700th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the region

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