Population | 25.705 billion |
Capital | Darkest Surburbia |
Leader | the biggest squirrels you ever saw |
Faith | --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever |
Currency | goober |
Animal | giant dancing howler monkey |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.705 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,498 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 369,528 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", the new classical revitalization of Darkest Surburbia is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and medical lawsuits are out of control. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.
Brocklandia is ranked 307,403rd in the world and 72nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Brocklandia, medical lawsuits are out of control.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Brocklandia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Brocklandia, the new classical revitalization of Darkest Surburbia is expected to be completed sometime in the next century.
- : Following new legislation in Brocklandia, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Zany Zanes, Valkyrie Reborn, Princes Risborough and its Republics, The Nowhere King, Ming Hetsestria, Claibornia, and The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner.