by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 924thMost Devout: 1,018thBest Weather: 2,858th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Rex una, Patria una, Populus multum
King Edward III
WA Delegate / Foreign Secretary
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population6.913 billion

LeaderKing Edward III
FaithRoman Cathloicsim

AnimalTree Kangaroo

The Kingdom of Browzantine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward III with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.913 billion Browzantineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Browstantinople. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The very strong Browzantinean economy, worth 785 trillion Buroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,604 Buroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, it is often said that only King Edward III could bring down Dàguó, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Browzantine's national animal is the Tree Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Cathloicsim.

Browzantine is ranked 14,367th in the world and 3rd in Novapax for Most Stationary, with 1,163.4433178958 Days.

Most Primitive: 924thMost Devout: 1,018thTop
Best Weather: 2,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,788thLargest Black Market: 4,576thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,668thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,961stMost Influential: 5,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,877thLowest Crime Rates: 6,731stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,314thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,556thHealthiest Citizens: 9,282ndMost Cultured: 9,845thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,977thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,182ndMost Stationary: 14,367thMost Authoritarian: 15,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,325thLargest Governments: 17,302nd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Browzantine was endorsed by The Republic of Wazekia.
  • : Browzantine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Browzantine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Browzantine approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate SECFanatics".
  • : Browzantine approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Browzantine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Browzantine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Browzantine proposed constructing embassies between Novapax and USSR.
  • : Browzantine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Browzantine agreed to construct embassies between Novapax and Phoenix partners.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 10 » East Arac, Estogium, Darkmania, Genkiania, The Berdanvian Union, Minh Hoang, United Taured, Wolfranya, Mercedini, and Wazekia.

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