by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542ndMost Influential: 1,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,380th
The United Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Independence or Death
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.349 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexandre I


The United Empire of Brsil is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Alexandre I with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 1.349 billion Brsilienses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britânia. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brsiliense economy, worth 155 trillion Réis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,179 Réis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and B-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brsil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brsil is ranked 240,079th in the world and 9,111th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 24.65 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542ndMost Influential: 1,036thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,380thSafest: 9,050thLowest Crime Rates: 10,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,533rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,591stMost Developed: 14,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,239thLargest Governments: 20,224thMost Devout: 20,686thBest Weather: 21,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,288thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,186thSmartest Citizens: 23,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,299th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionMost Influential: 391st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 490th in the regionSafest: 527th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 540th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 618th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700th in the regionMost Developed: 793rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 826th in the regionMost Devout: 873rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 889th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 901st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 939th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, B-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Brsil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, people caught mistreating Brsil's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, hell is not always other people.
  • : Brsil was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Brsil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 269 » PotatoFarmers, Aerilia, Kragsgale, Guer Aike, Lulubellia, Ozstan, Xagill, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Omnistria, Pytong, Religioncord, Northwest Zedonia, Vincone Cae, Orado, Great Bights Mum, The Galactic Triumvirate, Hamerica, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Former English Colony, Draconian Progression, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Venicea, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Zzozona, Liminyj, Seenvorland, Notyoutopia, Morover, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Crusadam, Shibutani, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Pallaith, Ravendi, Newpromisedland, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kazoo Basin, The Rhein States, Heilhum Imperius, Joodey, Testnation223, Valentine Z, and 219 others.Sundred, Bankowiata, Chips and Guac, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Dar es Saalam, AGoodPlace, East Akra, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Merconitonitopia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Selfgradatude, Votak Matim, Kranostav, Territorio di Nessuno, Highton Islands, Shadowrik, Aetulia, Loutsland, Xipher, Aeurithianar, North Bratislava, Cretox State, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Outer Shenendoah, Sikol, Frances Francis the First of France, WeKnow, Altivia, Orogonia, Southern Ryland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wilkshire, 1 very fast endotarter, Necromonia, Esplandia, Karazan, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Holy Oranz, BrightFutures, Solcius, Sunto, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Wineclaw, The Teddy, Yellops, Sevinland, Republica Guilleana, Animu Place, Western Vapia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, Odelinor, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Port Naga, Simone Republic, Yokciq Empire, Lorigia, Simadoa, Cereskia, Sil Dorsett, Tvers, Nodnarb, Daiz, The Jerichowan Country, The Union of Rwanda, Godwanna, Hewani, Aingard, Climeria, Strongwill, The Pleiads, Pokemanland, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Free Atlantis, Star Kingdom, United Kahndaq, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Wisconsota, Harmonypine, Ellbonnia, Moneyflows, Xentherida, Runeda, The Republic of Free Peoples, Planes, Darkmondoria, Zyvetskistaahn, Muqatil, Super Girl, Madjack, Kyruev, The Mazur Empire, The Endless Eventide, Galbadiana, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Glurponia, Joevala, Colfes, McMasterdonia, Porotia, Volstokn, New Celoveniortan, Moubarakistan, Zokk, LostLegion, Detrivania, Lemonbiscuits, Panama Coalition, Arimbia, Dicko, Malta Comino Gozo, Dopeland420, Vexilia, Walter Jackson, SORT, David Davidson, The Windmilluminati, Humptalumpta, Barabolia, Ice and Tinian, Aeolist, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Alice Gardens, Kwaj, Otakus and Weebs, Vesteysia, Clan Spaniel, North Armatas, Lucedeia, Canineia, Kromi, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The Gamer Party, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Folenz, Dangine, Figyjharli, Maott, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Shotokonia, Cowbridge, Free Salvation, Tyirza, Shahrukh, Xyrron, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Rising Sakura, Jaxikistan, Centrialand, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Foulkes Island, Qurtuba, Viridiann, Allevania, ForestMythal, Tsandonown, Liberum Hibernia, Defense For The World Assembly, Erisoria, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Britle, Ootasa, Atlunartemis, Nationeer, Nova Arcania, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Intion North, Gafflebag, Card Kingdom, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Novremia, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Andanavia, Sopernia, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Unshleepd, Nation1812, United Capitalist Provinces, Sahriastan, Trikhai, and Lionia.

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