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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,491stMost Armed: 4,702nd
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We Live in a Bruhciety
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bruhciety

Population2.055 billion

CapitalWhat The Bruhck
LeaderJah

CurrencyBruhcks
AnimalBruhraffe

The Free Land of Bruhciety is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jah with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.055 billion Bruhcietyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of What The Bruhck. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bruhcietyian economy, worth 158 trillion Bruhcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,338 Bruhcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruhciety's national animal is the Bruhraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bruhciety is ranked 37,172nd in the world and 1,194th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,315.79 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,182ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,491stMost Armed: 4,702ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,755thMost Influential: 5,710thMost Primitive: 5,966thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,560thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,223rdLargest Black Market: 10,627thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,361stMost Conservative: 13,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,553rdMost Authoritarian: 14,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,639thMost Secular: 19,622nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 189th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Primitive: 266th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 334th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 374th in the regionMost Influential: 379th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 405th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 501st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 617th in the regionMost Secular: 662nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 705th in the regionMost Conservative: 776th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 793rd in the regionLargest Governments: 810th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 888th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bruhciety was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Bruhciety was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Most Ignorant Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruhciety, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruhciety, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
  • : Bruhciety was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Bruhciety, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruhciety, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruhciety, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Bruhciety was endorsed by The Vizier of Asendavia.
  • : Bruhciety lost the endorsement of The Vizier of Asendavia.

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