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Brukkia on Drugs

Population291 million

CurrencyWeed
AnimalDrugged Telletubby

The Oppressed Peoples of Brukkia on Drugs is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 291 million Drugged Brukkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Brukkian economy, worth 11.4 trillion Weeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,149 Weeds, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, judges are all-powerful, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Brukkia on Drugs City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brukkia on Drugs's national animal is the Drugged Telletubby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brukkia on Drugs is ranked 26,668th in the world and 436th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 35.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Primitive: 3,347thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,000thMost Authoritarian: 7,609thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,659thMost Avoided: 9,629thTop
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Most Conservative: 17,739thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,428th
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Most Primitive: 191st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 232nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 263rd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Extreme: 436th in the regionMost Avoided: 547th in the regionMost Conservative: 558th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Brukkia on Drugs City.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, third world countries are rich in "I Love Brukkia On Drugs City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Brukkia on Drugs, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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