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Healthiest Citizens: 126thMost Developed: 165thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 176th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Kill or be killed
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brythonic Archipelago

Population10.649 billion

CapitalCaer Bannog
LeaderOur Glorious and Benevolent Emperor
FaithOrder of the God Emperor

CurrencyCrown
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.649 billion Brythonic Archipelagoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Bannog. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brythonic Archipelagoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,685 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,063 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, rumor has it that Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor has won three lotteries in a row, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brythonic Archipelago's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the God Emperor.

Brythonic Archipelago is ranked 25,029th in the world and 477th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 96.98 Insults Per Minute.

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Healthiest Citizens: 126thMost Developed: 165thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 176thLongest Average Lifespans: 184thLargest Publishing Industry: 200thSmartest Citizens: 412thMost Cultured: 539thMost Secular: 553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558thHighest Poor Incomes: 640thLowest Crime Rates: 677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 700thBest Weather: 739thMost Beautiful Environments: 789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 811thMost Pacifist: 963rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,105thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,205thHighest Average Incomes: 1,235thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,623rdMost Inclusive: 1,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,143rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,516thMost Efficient Economies: 2,585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,853rdLargest Governments: 2,997thHighest Economic Output: 3,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,166thNicest Citizens: 4,739thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,366thMost Stationary: 7,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,161stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,129thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,355thMost Influential: 13,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,042ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,816thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,811th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 304th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 332nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 450th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 551st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 571st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 628th in the regionMost Influential: 711th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 749th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, rumor has it that Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, there is something rotten in the state of Brythonic Archipelago.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, saying "don't do anything that Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.

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