The Federal Republic of BuciLand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Junalia with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.457 billion Bucanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Fox City. The average income tax rate is 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bucanian economy, worth 209 trillion Bucoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,113 Bucoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Junalia bullying an old man to the point of tears, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown. BuciLand's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunatism.

BuciLand is ranked 15,484^th in the world and 466^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,093.47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.