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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,198thNudest: 3,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,408th
The Kingdom of Bulgaria of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Ruling requires that your hands be drenched in blood
Queen Catherine de Medici
Civil Rights
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Bulgarian Romanian Republic

Population1.21 billion

LeaderQueen Catherine de Medici
FaithRoman Catholic


The Kingdom of Bulgaria of Bulgarian Romanian Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Catherine de Medici with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.21 billion Bulgarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth 98.1 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,051 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends millions of Euros every year prosecuting spammers, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and vacationing Bulgarians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgarian Romanian Republic's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Bulgarian Romanian Republic is ranked 175,905th in the world and 167th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,198thTop
Nudest: 3,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,657thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,633rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,707thLowest Crime Rates: 6,847thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,569thMost Devout: 7,585thMost Pacifist: 8,490thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,649thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,664thMost Influential: 15,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,685thMost Cultured: 16,058thLargest Governments: 16,197thNicest Citizens: 17,583rdBest Weather: 18,043rdMost Authoritarian: 20,112thMost Developed: 20,680thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,691st
Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the region

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