The Underground Bunker of Bunkerlion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by loser with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.377 billion Bunkerlionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bunker. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bunkerlionian economy, worth 340 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,935 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bunkerlion, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bunkerlion's national animal is the Sentient Cabbage, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idiotism.

Bunkerlion is ranked 57,364^th in the world and 5^th in Underground Earth Facility for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.35 law-abiding acts per hour.