by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,704thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,490th
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Population1.638 billion

LeaderCheeseburger Boy


The United States of Burgermond is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cheeseburger Boy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.638 billion Burgermondians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burgertyer. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Burgermondian economy, worth 125 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,702 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burgermond's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burgermond is ranked 53,313th in the world and 1st in Anti Lily for Most Secular, with 26.78 Atheism Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,704thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 20,490thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,071st

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