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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 890thMost Influential: 1,169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,361st
The Bacon-Loving Hippie Commune of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Hot Dogs are not sandwiches
His Ascended Memeness Ken Bone
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Population7.808 billion

LeaderHis Ascended Memeness Ken Bone

CurrencyNondescript Monetary Unit

The Bacon-Loving Hippie Commune of Burlingtonland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Ascended Memeness Ken Bone with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.808 billion Burlingtonlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Burlingtonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion Nondescript Monetary Units a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,775 Nondescript Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burlingtonland's national animal is the Zephyr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burlingtonland is ranked 3,091st in the world and 175th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.15 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 890thMost Influential: 1,169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,484thMost Pacifist: 1,816thNicest Citizens: 1,889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,995thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,001stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,353rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,497thBest Weather: 2,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,731stMost Inclusive: 2,886thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,240thSafest: 3,504thHealthiest Citizens: 3,558thMost Cultured: 3,686thMost Developed: 3,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,786thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,823rdLargest Governments: 4,984thSmartest Citizens: 5,608thLowest Crime Rates: 5,660thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,891stMost Efficient Economies: 10,007thTop
Nudest: 10,824thHighest Average Incomes: 13,518thHighest Economic Output: 14,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,433rdMost Secular: 19,845th
Largest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 120th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 136th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 175th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionMost Cultured: 186th in the regionMost Inclusive: 191st in the regionSafest: 193rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionLargest Governments: 254th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 294th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 309th in the regionNudest: 388th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 389th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionMost Influential: 474th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 516th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 585th in the regionMost Stationary: 603rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 625th in the regionLargest Populations: 638th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 840th in the regionMost Politically Free: 924th in the region

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