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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776thMost Influential: 1,143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,666th
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Population9.351 billion

LeaderLord Butthurt


The Kingdom of Butthurtius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Butthurt with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.351 billion Butthurtiusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergoton. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Butthurtiusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Ragolas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,903 Ragolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Butthurtius's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Butthurtius is ranked 16,189th in the world and 884th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 82,212.3 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776thMost Influential: 1,143rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,666thMost Cultured: 7,455thHealthiest Citizens: 9,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,626thMost Stationary: 9,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,906thMost Developed: 10,278thBest Weather: 10,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,163rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,577thSmartest Citizens: 13,243rdHighest Economic Output: 14,909thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,548thSafest: 15,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,430thLargest Retail Industry: 20,648thMost Efficient Economies: 21,727thLowest Crime Rates: 21,907thHighest Average Incomes: 22,078th
Most Stationary: 202nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Cultured: 381st in the regionMost Influential: 444th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 477th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 523rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 524th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 546th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 568th in the regionRudest Citizens: 581st in the regionBest Weather: 589th in the regionMost Developed: 605th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 607th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 631st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 636th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 708th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 806th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 842nd in the regionSafest: 865th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 884th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 891st in the regionNudest: 908th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 963rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 966th in the region

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