The Kingdom of Butthurtius is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Butthurt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.606 billion Butthurtiusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergoton. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Butthurtiusian economy, worth 846 trillion Ragolas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,117 Ragolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Butthurtius's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Butthurtius's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Republic of Amaganset.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Kingdom of Brettenia.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of British Pacific Islands.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Blood Caliphate of Xzavia-Hjar.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
- : Butthurtius's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Flying blob 🐳 of Narwhal.
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