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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 518th Most Influential: 829th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,783rd
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Population6.606 billion

LeaderLord Butthurt


The Kingdom of Butthurtius is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Butthurt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.606 billion Butthurtiusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergoton. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Butthurtiusian economy, worth 846 trillion Ragolas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,117 Ragolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Butthurtius's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Butthurtius is ranked 10,385th in the world and 624th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.16 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 518thMost Influential: 829thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,783rdRudest Citizens: 7,297thMost Cultured: 7,785thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,759thLargest Retail Industry: 10,282ndMost Developed: 10,385thHealthiest Citizens: 10,428thMost Stationary: 11,713thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,992ndSmartest Citizens: 13,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,673rdBest Weather: 14,900th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 281st in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 505th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 517th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 541st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 546th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 557th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 577th in the regionLargest Populations: 622nd in the regionMost Developed: 624th in the regionNudest: 647th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 739th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 761st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 776th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 783rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 795th in the region

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