The Kingdom of Butthurtius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Butthurt with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.351 billion Butthurtiusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergoton. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Butthurtiusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Ragolas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,903 Ragolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Butthurtius's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Free Land of The Clever Crow.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The People's Republic of OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu.
- : Butthurtius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Butthurtius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Empire of Dai Nippon Yamato.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
- : Butthurtius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Ab Harmonic Minor Scale of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Butthurtius was endorsed by The Republic of Bankowiata.
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