The Independent Union Republic of Caballeronia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Leader Rogelio Caballero with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.314 billion Caballeronians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caballero City. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caballeronian economy, worth 143 trillion Caballerouses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,100 Caballerouses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to His Supreme Leader Rogelio Caballero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caballeronia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Caballerorism Christianity.

Caballeronia is ranked 91,244^th in the world and 3,679^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.