|Capital||Cachopin de cecina Federal City|
|Leader||Emmanuel Mac and Cheese|
|Animal||Patatines al Cabrales|
The Food loving Federation of Cachopoland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emmanuel Mac and Cheese with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.814 billion Cachopers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cachopin de cecina Federal City. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cachopolandian economy, worth 529 trillion Sidres a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,042 Sidres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cachopoland's national animal is the Patatines al Cabrales, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guía Michigrin.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cachopoland, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Cachopoland, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas.
- : Cachopoland's influence in South Pacific rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Cachopoland, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Cachopoland, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Cachopoland was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Cachopoland endorsed The Republic of JdJd.
- : Cachopoland endorsed The Republic of Killface.
- : Cachopoland was endorsed by The Republic of Killface.
- : Following new legislation in Cachopoland, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Emmanuel Mac and Cheese's bedroom.