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Most Rebellious Youth: 751st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 815th Largest Information Technology Sector: 828th
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Population7.832 billion

LeaderDerek Rump


The Commonwealth of Cacocu is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Derek Rump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.832 billion Cacocuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otisburg. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cacocuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,754 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Cacocuan selfishness, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin. Crime is totally unknown. Cacocu's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cacocu is ranked 157,279th in the world and 5,720th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 751stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 815thLargest Information Technology Sector: 828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,159thSmartest Citizens: 1,161stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,358thMost Developed: 1,535thRudest Citizens: 1,596thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,831stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,870thMost Cultured: 2,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,277thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,386thHighest Average Incomes: 2,510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,597thMost Influential: 2,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,041stMost Inclusive: 3,183rdNicest Citizens: 3,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,265thSafest: 4,467thLargest Governments: 4,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,959thMost Efficient Economies: 5,228thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,487thHighest Economic Output: 5,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,749thMost Pacifist: 5,829thMost Secular: 6,280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,001stTop
Best Weather: 8,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,170thMost Stationary: 9,382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,835thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,871stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,023rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,864th
Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionSafest: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 151st in the regionMost Pacifist: 171st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 208th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 268th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 325th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 414th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 504th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 578th in the region

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