by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,635thBest Weather: 9,860th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Cymru am byth!
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Population6.742 billion

LeaderMab Darogan
FaithThe Cult of Cthulu


The Kingdom of Cadair is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mab Darogan with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.742 billion Cymry have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cymry economy, worth 703 trillion Cols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,297 Cols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the Cadair Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadair's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulu.

Cadair is ranked 11,930th in the world and 3rd in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.25 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,635thBest Weather: 9,860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,242ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,698thLowest Crime Rates: 11,930thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,742ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,352ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,361stMost Influential: 15,477thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,762ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,098thMost Cultured: 19,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,258thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,972ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,811thLargest Governments: 21,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,072ndMost Developed: 22,464thMost Devout: 22,686thSmartest Citizens: 23,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,381st
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the region

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