The Cooperative of Cadavaca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vetatsps Mescweps with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 10.726 billion Cadavacans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tubus. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Cadavacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion menans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 101,035 menans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political cartoons depicting Vetatsps Mescweps's face on a squid's buttocks are selling like hotcakes, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadavaca's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is whatever floats your boat.

Cadavaca is ranked 12,690^th in the world and 320^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.94 law-abiding acts per hour.