by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Education: 121stLargest Welfare Programs: 222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 278th
The Rose Commune of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Ego vero custos mei fratris sum.
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Population19.485 billion

LeaderEster ScŠuola

Animalblue-billed duck

The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.485 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,727 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,635 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caelapes is ranked 226,465th in the world and 557th in The Internationale for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -19.21 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Advanced Public Education: 121stLargest Welfare Programs: 222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 286thMost Inclusive: 302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 340thMost Developed: 361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 368thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 376thLongest Average Lifespans: 408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 409thNicest Citizens: 421stLargest Governments: 467thHealthiest Citizens: 519thSmartest Citizens: 543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600thMost Beautiful Environments: 705thHighest Poor Incomes: 762ndMost Pacifist: 791stMost Subsidized Industry: 826thLowest Crime Rates: 843rdMost Cultured: 938thSafest: 987thBest Weather: 1,270thMost Efficient Economies: 1,545thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,777thHighest Economic Output: 1,926thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,140thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,496thHighest Average Incomes: 3,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,039thMost Influential: 5,104thMost Secular: 5,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,048thLargest Populations: 6,416thMost Income Equality: 7,937thMost Armed: 11,096th
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the region

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