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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,107thMost Conservative: 7,128thMost Authoritarian: 7,761st
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Caethearum

Population279 million

CapitalVictorypolis

CurrencyCaethmark
AnimalCaethcorn

The Confederacy of Caethearum is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 279 million Caethearumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victorypolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The Caethearumian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Caethmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,625 Caethmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the Caethearumian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and contestants on Caethearum's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caethearum's national animal is the Caethcorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caethearum is ranked 115,592nd in the world and 3,637th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 58.02324064288 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,107thMost Conservative: 7,128thMost Authoritarian: 7,761stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,905thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,075thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,469thMost Influential: 16,556thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,626thMost Secular: 19,785th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 406th in the regionMost Conservative: 422nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 476th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 486th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 504th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 537th in the regionLargest Governments: 634th in the regionMost Secular: 678th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 689th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 693rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 700th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 704th in the regionLargest Black Market: 734th in the regionMost Extreme: 799th in the regionMost Influential: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caethearum was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Caethearum, contestants on Caethearum's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Caethearum was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Caethearum, the Caethearumian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in Caethearum, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Caethearum, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Caethearum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Caethearum, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Caethearum, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Caethearum was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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