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Largest Retail Industry: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thMost Armed: 49th
The Conducător of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Chi si ferma perduto, mille anni ogni minuto!
Gianfranco Fiore
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Caezar

Population9.662 billion

CapitalFasci e delle Corporazioni
LeaderGianfranco Fiore

CurrencyForza
Animalcommie

The Conducător of Caezar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gianfranco Fiore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.662 billion Caezarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasci e delle Corporazioni. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caezarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,130 trillion Forzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 427,531 Forzas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,329,142 per year while the poor average 40,271, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, Caezar is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caezar's national animal is the commie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caezar is ranked 224,469th in the world and 99th in The League of Conservative Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thMost Armed: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 55thFattest Citizens: 64thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70thMost Avoided: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 153rdMost Efficient Economies: 159thHighest Disposable Incomes: 198thRudest Citizens: 308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 351stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 360thLargest Mining Sector: 361stMost Ignorant Citizens: 509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 527thMost Rebellious Youth: 560thHighest Average Incomes: 583rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 805thMost Subsidized Industry: 870thLargest Insurance Industry: 939thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,008thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thMost Influential: 1,511thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,538thLargest Governments: 3,727thMost Secular: 4,003rdNudest: 5,474thLargest Black Market: 6,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,766thMost Stationary: 9,901stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,878th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caezar was endorsed by The Allied States of Mid-Atlantic Union.
  • : Caezar endorsed The Allied States of Mid-Atlantic Union.
  • : Caezar endorsed The First Supreme Holy Reich of Lossaknach.
  • : Caezar endorsed The Planet of ZanZlan.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, Caezar is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Caezar voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

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