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Most Valuable International Artwork: 166thRudest Citizens: 765thMost Influential: 774th
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Population2.082 billion

CapitalThe City That Never Sleeps
LeaderRandom Joe
FaithNone but drinking decaf is a sin

CurrencyCappuccino Coinz
AnimalWalking Coffee Plant

The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.082 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth 427 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 205,437 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Caffeinatedian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, gossip magazines have pictures of Random Joe sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 242,642nd in the world and 716th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -614.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 166thRudest Citizens: 765thMost Influential: 774thMost Secular: 934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,560thFattest Citizens: 1,656thMost Avoided: 1,680thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,841stLargest Retail Industry: 2,197thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,700thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,961stHighest Crime Rates: 2,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,333rdSmartest Citizens: 5,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,684thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,022ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,498thMost Inclusive: 8,999thMost Armed: 11,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,027thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,876thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,479thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,763rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,382ndHighest Drug Use: 17,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,686thMost Politically Free: 21,488thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,743rdLargest Governments: 22,381stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,983rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Free: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 63rd in the regionNudest: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71st in the region

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