The Grand Duchy of Cakasia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 275 million Cakasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cakasian economy, worth 10.8 trillion munis a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,148 munis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cakasia's national animal is the Bikbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cakasia is ranked 187,239^th in the world and 441^st in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -93.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.