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Calenmor

Population10.105 billion

CapitalDraugost
LeaderAraslant Moreg

CurrencyMirian
AnimalDraugmor

The United Realms of Calenmor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Araslant Moreg with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.105 billion Calenmoris hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draugost. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Calenmorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,032 trillion Mirians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,159 Mirians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty", and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenmor's national animal is the Draugmor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calenmor is ranked 1,386th in the world and 36th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.81 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 545thMost Cultured: 600thLargest Welfare Programs: 658thMost Inclusive: 733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 957thMost Beautiful Environments: 988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,190thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,386thLargest Governments: 1,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,574thSmartest Citizens: 1,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,894thMost Developed: 1,896thNicest Citizens: 1,981stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,320thBest Weather: 3,607thHealthiest Citizens: 4,376thLowest Crime Rates: 4,812thHighest Average Incomes: 6,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,070thHighest Economic Output: 7,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,496thMost Stationary: 9,594thMost Efficient Economies: 10,436thTop
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Safest: 12,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,040thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,363rdHighest Drug Use: 15,290thMost Influential: 15,431stMost Devout: 16,512thMost Pacifist: 18,559thRudest Citizens: 20,099thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,519th
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Calenmor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, Araslant Moreg's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Calenmor, Araslant Moreg's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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