Population | 7.577 billion |
Capital | None |
Leader | Head consulate |
Currency | Cali |
Animal | bear |
The Democratic States of Californian 111 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Head consulate with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.577 billion Californians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Californian 111ian economy, worth 844 trillion Calis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 111,503 Calis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All footpaths have tollbooths, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Californian 111's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Californian 111 is ranked 36,612th in the world and 2,444th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.19 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, builders across Californian 111 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
- : Californian 111 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Californian 111, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.