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Most Secular: 372ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 775thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,013th
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Calistan

Population19.899 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna
FaithKahunaism

CurrencyTako
AnimalKiwi

The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.899 billion Caliwogs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,398 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, surveillance cameras are banned, there's never enough space in space, and the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 236,774th in the world and 8,015th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,651stSmartest Citizens: 4,815thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,608thMost Cultured: 7,654thLargest Populations: 7,736thLargest Black Market: 9,394thHighest Economic Output: 9,767thBest Weather: 10,237thHealthiest Citizens: 10,286thNicest Citizens: 11,085thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,235thMost Inclusive: 13,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,432ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,438thMost Income Equality: 16,010thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,455thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,862ndHighest Drug Use: 20,422nd
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Most Influential: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Cultured: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 256th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 272nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 319th in the regionLargest Black Market: 323rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionNicest Citizens: 397th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 472nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 484th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 528th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 550th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 614th in the regionMost Income Equality: 655th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 791st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 801st in the region

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