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Most Secular: 524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,222nd
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Calistan

Population26.194 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna
FaithKahunaism

CurrencyTako
AnimalKiwi

The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.194 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,485 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, childhood friends of Da Big Kahuna are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, most towns have their Da Big Kahuna High School located on Da Big Kahuna Street, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 8,146th in the world and 214th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,222ndMost Influential: 1,307thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,246thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,296thSmartest Citizens: 4,822ndLargest Populations: 6,813thMost Cultured: 8,146thHighest Economic Output: 8,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,596thMost Stationary: 8,697thBest Weather: 8,894thHighest Food Quality: 9,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,840thHealthiest Citizens: 9,993rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,780thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,271stNicest Citizens: 12,373rdMost Inclusive: 13,490thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,511thMost Income Equality: 17,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,738thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,042ndLargest Governments: 30,010th
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Most Secular: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Stationary: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 240th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 251st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 252nd in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 270th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356th in the regionNicest Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 392nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 403rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 520th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 564th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 216 » Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, Tsunamy, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Gymnostan, Walloonia, Madhonia, North Kanuckistan, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, and 166 others.Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Doraya, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Unojo, Moridine, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Piscantium, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Al Madhaa, Dakalian, Farelonia, Sordandia, Altnavia, The Republic of Everleigh, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Jantisha, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Grand Milania, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Ferrumetlapis, Bloonation, Pabtlau, Bear Connors Paradiso, Astriva, Koros, Uvalor, Scrapifax, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Ferfulesse, Galadra, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Martzbrieg, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Empire of Pekoland, Alvira, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Tioloman, Emagination, Africana, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Cheolwa, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lemenga, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Philippinessss, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Satilynia, Mercian Legions, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, Threnluel, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Deutsches Ostland, and Eriaco.

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