by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 828thMost Influential: 1,234th
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population19.526 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna


The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.526 billion Caliwogs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,363 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 8,312th in the world and 278th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,759.99 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Publishing Industry: 800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 828thMost Influential: 1,234thTop
Smartest Citizens: 4,690thMost Secular: 4,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,083rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,318thMost Cultured: 7,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,499thLargest Populations: 7,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,312thHighest Economic Output: 9,179thHealthiest Citizens: 10,504thNicest Citizens: 10,842ndLargest Black Market: 10,907thTop
Best Weather: 12,164thMost Inclusive: 12,221stMost Stationary: 12,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,120thHighest Drug Use: 18,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,310th
Largest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionMost Secular: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 257th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Black Market: 358th in the regionNicest Citizens: 383rd in the regionBest Weather: 393rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 419th in the regionMost Inclusive: 441st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 648th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 662nd in the region

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