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Largest Publishing Industry: 790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,015thMost Influential: 1,297th
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Calistan

Population18.256 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna
FaithKahunaism

CurrencyTako
AnimalKiwi

The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 18.256 billion Caliwogs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,170 Takoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 152,857th in the world and 5,668th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 29.57 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,015thMost Influential: 1,297thMost Secular: 1,810thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,989thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,756thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,736thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,831stHighest Economic Output: 6,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,492ndMost Cultured: 7,629thLargest Populations: 7,970thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,142ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,508thHealthiest Citizens: 8,707thNicest Citizens: 9,988thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,665thMost Inclusive: 11,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,811thBest Weather: 12,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,392ndMost Stationary: 13,453rdMost Developed: 14,553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,381stHighest Drug Use: 15,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,351stMost Pacifist: 16,606thLargest Governments: 17,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,730thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,891st
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionMost Secular: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 211th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th in the regionMost Cultured: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 270th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 281st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 287th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 352nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 353rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 370th in the regionMost Inclusive: 378th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 424th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 442nd in the regionLargest Governments: 472nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 556th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 558th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 580th in the regionNudest: 616th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 688th in the regionMost Pacifist: 708th in the regionLargest Black Market: 759th in the region

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