Population | 26.194 billion |
Capital | Astro City |
Leader | Da Big Kahuna |
Faith | Kahunaism |
Currency | Tako |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.194 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,485 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, childhood friends of Da Big Kahuna are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, most towns have their Da Big Kahuna High School located on Da Big Kahuna Street, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 8,146th in the world and 214th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Democratic States of Eriaco.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Deutsches Ostland.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The United States of Renburg.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Meirenyu.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Dominion of Ventilia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 216 » Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, Tsunamy, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Gymnostan, Walloonia, Madhonia, North Kanuckistan, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, and 166 others.Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Doraya, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Unojo, Moridine, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Piscantium, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Al Madhaa, Dakalian, Farelonia, Sordandia, Altnavia, The Republic of Everleigh, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Jantisha, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Grand Milania, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Ferrumetlapis, Bloonation, Pabtlau, Bear Connors Paradiso, Astriva, Koros, Uvalor, Scrapifax, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Ferfulesse, Galadra, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Martzbrieg, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Empire of Pekoland, Alvira, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Tioloman, Emagination, Africana, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Cheolwa, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lemenga, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Philippinessss, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Satilynia, Mercian Legions, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, Threnluel, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Deutsches Ostland, and Eriaco.