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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,916th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We do what we want or we'll have to eat you
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CalliesParadise

Population421 million

CurrencyLambLung
AnimalBlack Russian Terrier

The Free Land of CalliesParadise is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 421 million CalliesParadiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The CalliesParadisean economy, worth 27.0 trillion LambLungs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,120 LambLungs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CalliesParadise's national animal is the Black Russian Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CalliesParadise is ranked 157,484th in the world and 1,701st in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 11.19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,726thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 12,916thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,883rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 201st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : CalliesParadise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : CalliesParadise was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in CalliesParadise, the government loves seeing the little people fight.

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