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Most Conservative: 13,611thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,736thLargest Populations: 29,994th
The Department of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Calvados

Population14.956 billion

CapitalCaen
LeaderLaurent Fiscus
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencyfranc
Animallion

The Department of Calvados is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Laurent Fiscus with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 14.956 billion Calvadosiens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caen. The average income tax rate is 36.2%.

The very strong Calvadosien economy, worth 880 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,878 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Laurent Fiscus, the judicial system legislates morality, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calvados's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Calvados is ranked 158,088th in the world and 46th in Department Store for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,325.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Conservative: 13,611thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,736thLargest Populations: 29,994thNicest Citizens: 31,319th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Calvados, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Calvados, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Calvados, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Calvados, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Laurent Fiscus.
  • : Following new legislation in Calvados, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Calvados was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Calvados was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Calvados's influence in Department Store fell from "Superpower" to "Vassal".
  • : Calvados's influence in Department Store rose from "Zero" to "Superpower".
  • : Calvados relocated from The Wellspring to Department Store.

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