The Woodhouse Sanctum of Camel-crickets of Mauritania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.595 billion Camel-crickets of Mauritanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retribution. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Camel-crickets of Mauritanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,327 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, people's charity begins and ends at home, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camel-crickets of Mauritania's national animal is the Death-head hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Camel-crickets of Mauritania is ranked 37,110^th in the world and 1^st in The Reich Republic of Europa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.96 law-abiding acts per hour.