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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,599th Rudest Citizens: 1,996th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,401st
The Imperial city of
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Economy
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CAMPINASS

Population6.44 billion

CapitalSÃO PAULO
LeaderGrâ Duque de Caxias
Faithatheist

CurrencyCRUZEIRO
AnimalLion

The Imperial city of CAMPINASS is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grâ Duque de Caxias with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.44 billion Campinenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SÃO PAULO. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient CAMPINASSian economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion CRUZEIROES a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 243,765 CRUZEIROES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAMPINASS's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheist.

CAMPINASS is ranked 2,570th in the world and 1st in Overseas PrincipalityofSaoPaulo for Most Developed, scoring 95.92 on the Human Development Index.

Top
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,599thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1,996thLowest Crime Rates: 2,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,550thSmartest Citizens: 2,570thMost Developed: 2,570thLargest Retail Industry: 2,611thSafest: 3,015thHighest Average Incomes: 3,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,827thLargest Governments: 3,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,563rdMost Secular: 6,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,511thHealthiest Citizens: 7,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,853rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,692ndMost Cultured: 12,342ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,381stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,232ndMost Average: 15,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,435th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CAMPINASS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : CAMPINASS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in CAMPINASS, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in CAMPINASS, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in CAMPINASS, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
  • : Following new legislation in CAMPINASS, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in CAMPINASS, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : CAMPINASS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : CAMPINASS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Longest Average Lifespans, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in CAMPINASS, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.

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