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Most Influential: 3,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,794th
The Federal Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Tírcainíneach fada beo
King Fluffy
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Canineia

Population7.995 billion

CapitalCanidae Harbour
LeaderKing Fluffy
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyBone
AnimalCanine

The Federal Kingdom of Canineia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Fluffy with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.995 billion Canineians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canidae Harbour. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Canineian economy, worth 431 trillion Bones a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,994 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, Canine sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canineia's national animal is the Canine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Canineia is ranked 266,226th in the world and 77th in Saint Helene for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 24,212thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,824thBest Weather: 25,889thMost Secular: 29,543rd
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Great Jenovah, Yemet, Flandonips, Lungha, Vyata Temor, The Ostartic Federation, and Emnaria.

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