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Most Pro-Market: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248th
The Holy Capitalist Green States of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Fairness is our policy
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Caninope

Population21.695 billion

CapitalCookie City
LeaderHigh Overlord Opie
FaithOpieism

Currencydellin
AnimalGerman Sheperd

The Holy Capitalist Green States of Caninope is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Overlord Opie with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.695 billion Caninopeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Caninopean economy, worth a remarkable 6,534 trillion dellins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 301,181 dellins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,782,476 per year while the poor average 3,203, a ratio of 868 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million dellin battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caninope's national animal is the German Sheperd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Opieism.

Caninope is ranked 211th in the world and 1st in The Isle of Malta for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 868.53 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Pro-Market: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248thLargest Insurance Industry: 387thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 611thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 629thHighest Disposable Incomes: 642ndFattest Citizens: 700thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 969thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 971stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,015thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,199thHighest Economic Output: 1,233rdMost Avoided: 1,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,260thLargest Mining Sector: 1,334thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,585thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,924thHighest Average Incomes: 2,070thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,070thRudest Citizens: 2,231stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,810thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,989thMost Efficient Economies: 5,686thLargest Populations: 6,222ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,360thLargest Governments: 10,194thLowest Crime Rates: 10,281stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,461stLargest Black Market: 17,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,899th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".

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