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Most Primitive: 2,533rd Highest Drug Use: 8,218th Most Devout: 8,348th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Can it be Cannabee?
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Cannabees

Population934 million

CapitalGanja Mountain

CurrencyCannabis Leaf
AnimalBee

The Dominion of Cannabees is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, devout population of 934 million Cannabeesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganja Mountain. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cannabeesian economy, worth 46.6 trillion Cannabis Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,945 Cannabis Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Cannabees, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, builders across Cannabees are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Cannabees's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cannabees is ranked 20,455th in the world and 1st in Jamaica for Most Pacifist, with 119.06 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Primitive: 2,533rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,218thMost Devout: 8,348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,990thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,139thMost Inclusive: 11,438th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cannabees's influence in Jamaica rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Cannabees's influence in Jamaica rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, builders across Cannabees are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, Max Barry is this year's Miss Cannabees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, the military lends out its new fighter jets as easily as a good neighbor lending out his garden tools.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabees, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.

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