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Population12.556 billion

LeaderBarack O'Llama


The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.556 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,328 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 344,742 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and the children of Cannibaland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 64,240th in the world and 72nd in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,763.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Best Weather: 343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 398thMost Secular: 427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429thLargest Publishing Industry: 430thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 443rdMost Developed: 516thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 535thLongest Average Lifespans: 583rdHealthiest Citizens: 588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 618thSmartest Citizens: 720thHighest Poor Incomes: 732ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 778thMost Cultured: 788thMost Efficient Economies: 794thSafest: 872ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 988thMost Influential: 1,088thRudest Citizens: 1,138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,309thMost Inclusive: 1,638thLargest Retail Industry: 2,136thLowest Crime Rates: 2,152ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,563rdHighest Economic Output: 2,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,777thMost Pacifist: 3,201stNicest Citizens: 3,941stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,312thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,711thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,831stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,374thMost Stationary: 12,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,220thLargest Populations: 21,865thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,337th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the region

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