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The Tree State of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cannibaland

Population11.104 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderBarack O'Llama

CurrencyBenneth
AnimalLlama

The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.104 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 338,826 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cannibalandian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 512th in the world and 9th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.16 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Best Weather: 356thMost Beautiful Environments: 396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 431stLargest Publishing Industry: 463rdMost Secular: 476thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 480thLeast Corrupt Governments: 512thHealthiest Citizens: 565thMost Developed: 566thLongest Average Lifespans: 646thSmartest Citizens: 731stMost Efficient Economies: 735thMost Cultured: 784thSafest: 787thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 833rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,017thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,239thRudest Citizens: 1,279thHighest Average Incomes: 1,328thMost Influential: 1,413thMost Inclusive: 1,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,685thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,185thMost Pacifist: 2,424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,448thLargest Governments: 2,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,577thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,810thHighest Economic Output: 2,905thNicest Citizens: 3,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,104thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,316thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,252ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,687thMost Stationary: 14,017thMost Politically Free: 17,764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,676th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionMost Politically Free: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Cannibaland was endorsed by The Unspecified Civilisation of Bestburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibalandian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, television executives are interested in turning Barack O'Llama's zany home life into a sitcom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, t-shirts displaying a photo of Barack O'Llama performing the Full-Monty are selling out.

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